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Court Demotivational Poster


MAYBE SHE'S BORN WITH IT. MAYBE ITS HEROIN -


TAGS: maybe she s born with it maybe its heroin courtney love
Rating: 3.31/5

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Girzilla - March 30, 2010, 6:13 pm
I'm going with heroin.
crysallis_27 - September 29, 2009, 11:59 pm
Warning: also useful 4 scaring the [email protected]#! out of small children!
Derek - September 29, 2009, 11:23 pm
Maybe it's white-gothic. Somewhat cadaverous though.


COURTNEY - If you woke up next to this, you'd eat a bullet too




LOVE CURES ALL - What It Doesn't Cure.... It Drives Over The Edge


TAGS: kurt cobain courtney love drove him to kill himself
Rating: 4.5/5

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agdaniele - June 16, 2010, 9:06 pm
Brilliant.


THERE'S NO PLACE - like HOME


TAGS: basketball home court fans
Rating: 4.52/5

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jejeloman - February 20, 2012, 11:19 pm
lol Stewie Griffin :D ahah!!


FORGIVENESS -




FATE -


TAGS: court jury duty
Rating: 4.67/5

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Cyberhagen - May 30, 2011, 11:53 am
Ouch! I never thought about it like that. Funny but chilling.
AdmiralAckbar - May 30, 2011, 3:35 am
the guy in the balcony on The Muppet Show
forseti - May 30, 2011, 1:39 am
I love this pic! 5 hammers
the1stCOMMI3 - May 30, 2011, 1:28 am
who?
AdmiralAckbar - May 30, 2011, 12:30 am
That reminds me of Statler.
the1stCOMMI3 - May 30, 2011, 12:25 am
not all courts are for big cimes, there are court with juries for little crimes too
ICEMAN - May 29, 2011, 11:56 pm
Only if you should be stupid enough to get caught.


Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG! Zoom-Boing, Z'nourrwringmm -


TAGS: monty python holy grail knight king arthurs court shrubbery ni it burns us silverheart
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - September 27, 2013, 8:01 pm

I'd like to see that! I've hit a snag on the 'bring out your dead' poster, can't find a decent quality pic
spacedog - September 27, 2013, 7:45 pm
HA! I've thought about doing one on the original "red wedding" when Lancelot goes berserk. Nice one 5ilver.
Silverheart - September 27, 2013, 3:31 pm

As you wish
MissPriss - September 27, 2013, 2:32 pm
best movie ever...a 5l do onenow bout the bring out yer dead...pwetty please...for a gal in pain.bats her eyelashes and pouts.


I CAN TELL YOU'RE LYING - ...Your lips are moving.




BILLIONZ -




THE PROSECUTION RESTS -




COURTING THAT ONE CHICK - It's best to move slowly


TAGS: courting
Rating: 4.14/5

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COURTING - Poor old Cubby. It looks as if he's been stood up.




NANCY GRACE - When does it cease to be "reporting," and when it starts to become a yelling match?


TAGS: nancy grace cnn court tv
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 17, 2013, 2:15 am
Amen. Walter Cronkite could report circles around her.
ughomer - April 16, 2013, 11:23 pm
Dis-Grace.


THE OLD SONGS -


TAGS: love married caring courting passion
Rating: 4.62/5

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rerun - July 18, 2010, 8:52 am

beautiful


ETIQUETTE -


TAGS: gentleman dating prudence courtesy finesse
Rating: 4.28/5

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agdaniele - August 1, 2010, 1:24 pm
Call me!
spacedog - August 1, 2010, 1:15 pm
Love it Aggy. It's always about lubrication. 5L


THINK YOU KNOW YOUR WIFE? -


TAGS: wife court
Rating: 3.12/5

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LD0ne - June 9, 2010, 3:29 pm
that is true...
thatonechick - June 9, 2010, 11:20 am
HOWEVER, depending on the offense and the nature of their relationship, you might find many spouses more than willing to testify.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 11:20 am
In the states it is. I'm too lazy to look up other places.
thatonechick - June 9, 2010, 11:19 am
You do not have to testify against your spouse, that is correct.
LD0ne - June 9, 2010, 11:19 am
i have been watching Breaking Bad and the reason that Skylar won't divorce Walt is because they won't be able to get her to testify against him if they are still married is that true in real life?
BoneCD - July 19, 2009, 11:17 am
Right on the $$ Ron...it's a 5 Poodler


THE PROSECUTION RESTS -




DEATH AT A FUNERAL -


TAGS: life death funeral litigation court
Rating: 4.88/5

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Iconoclast - November 12, 2012, 4:22 pm
You can include a provision in a will that anyone who contests the will gets nothing. Consult a good lawyer about the will drafting.
Greybeard - November 11, 2012, 1:05 am
Unfortunately, anything and everything can be contested in court... :(
CloudchaserS - November 11, 2012, 12:02 am
Is it possible to make a will so that it can't be contested in court so the relatives of the deceased has to respect their wishes and can't squabble over who gets what?


WAR -


TAGS: home court advantage
Rating: 4.7/5

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agdaniele - February 11, 2011, 4:14 pm
Delicious.
voodoo3535 - February 11, 2011, 10:55 am
Wolverines!!!!
valkor - February 10, 2011, 8:58 pm
sheer brilliance
rerun - February 10, 2011, 8:03 pm

absolutely fantastic


Court -


TAGS: court cats session
Rating: 4.44/5

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JesusWept - April 10, 2014, 1:16 pm
Anytime ;)
lgvernon - April 10, 2014, 12:36 pm

This is the first laugh I've had in the last 2 days. Thank you!


POETIC JUSTICE -


TAGS: mar 1 courting
Rating: 4.28/5

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GreyScorpion - March 1, 2010, 8:10 pm
BaZingaaaa!! 5L


FORTUITOUS -


TAGS: courting
Rating: 3.94/5

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Dude 4515 - March 15, 2010, 5:48 am
holy god. I've been having bouts of deja vu for the last two weeks. I need to write a book of prophesy or something. anyway, that's pro'lly where I saw it (the future)
spacedog - March 1, 2010, 5:37 pm
HA! Nice one Face.
Faceplant31 - March 1, 2010, 4:10 pm
Where at dude? I didn't steal this from anywhere
Dude 4515 - March 1, 2010, 2:30 pm
I swear I just saw this poster from someone else. anyway, 5L!


THE KANGAROO COURT IS NOW IN SESSION - You are accused of making multiple Chuck Norris references, Anime posters and cat posters using poor spelling, grammar, and syntax! How do you plead?




POSER - Courtney - you have confused punk with abusive-narcissistic-rageaholic-succubus.




THE SUPREME COURT -


TAGS: supreme court
Rating: 3.36/5

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RON - November 18, 2008, 1:04 pm
Thx Cubby. An Old Leno joke.
Cubbybear - November 18, 2008, 12:57 pm
LOL ! That was funny Ron


THEY'RE COMING FOR YOU -


TAGS: courtesy military beans fart mask
Rating: 2.89/5

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rodangol - March 4, 2012, 1:40 pm
A little too vague to be funny


COURTING - "Wait'll I tell the guys about this chick! She's REALLY into me...I mean, this is only our first date and she's already giving me a hickey!"


TAGS: march challenge courting there will be no second date
Rating: 4.49/5

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spacedog - March 1, 2010, 5:40 pm
Heh, that hurts more than it tickles. Beauty LD.


COURTING -


TAGS: marchallenge courting
Rating: 4.1/5

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rerun - March 1, 2010, 6:35 pm

Talking to Mooooooooooooooooooo
Bovee - March 1, 2010, 12:40 pm
are you talking to me or Sickartist?
rerun - March 1, 2010, 12:37 pm

welcome back slacker. Read PM when you can, glad to see you
Bovee - March 1, 2010, 11:28 am
5L's
GreyScorpion - March 1, 2010, 11:18 am
Excellent!! 5L
LogicDude - March 1, 2010, 10:46 am
Bet you miss those family reunions by now, eh?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 1, 2010, 10:18 am
It wouldn't be the 3rd time.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 1, 2010, 10:13 am
Seeing the nose on her.....I hope the order is against me. 5L.
BoneCD - March 1, 2010, 10:00 am
5 stay 50 yards away Poodles


FREE LINDSEY LOHAN! -


TAGS: jail courts judge right cubby
Rating: 3.79/5

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Alfredogarcia - November 26, 2010, 7:37 pm
With every packet of Corn Flakes!


COURTS - To serve and protect our.... Balls


TAGS: volly ball courts
Rating: 3.54/5

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champ99 - May 4, 2011, 9:48 am
Best court in the land! ;-)
Derek - May 3, 2011, 9:45 pm
Ahh women's beach volleyball. Always a winner :-)


COURTING - Rerun you bastard. You promised it would be me !!


TAGS: courting rerun
Rating: 3.27/5

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rerun - March 2, 2010, 6:55 pm

I must have been drinking


SORRY YOUR HONOR - I'm going to have to call you back. looks like I have to go to court.




MARKIE POST - I would court her any night even at 59!!


TAGS: markie post night court
Rating: 3.09/5

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lolman - August 12, 2009, 9:15 pm
You would.. 'Court' Her? ahha no wonder you'd tap that, you sound like you are 59+ yourself, who the fuck says 'court' these days besides christian geriatrics.


FROM: MINNESOTA SUPREME COURT - To: GOP, conservatives, whites, Asians, Christians, Jews, non-union workers, FOX, and Obama critics.




COURTING - It's my final offer. 6 pairs of my favorite trainers, for you daughter's hand in marriage.


TAGS: courting 6 trainers
Rating: 2.73/5

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Derek - March 2, 2010, 6:20 pm
They look like Ugg boots. Obviously considered valuable currency to some.


WARNING - This is what happens, when Courtney Love donates eggs.




"Premeditated" -


TAGS: daily plans premeditated court rooms
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 27, 2014, 11:51 am
Friday: get butcher's knife sharpened. Saturday: Beach, ammonia and isopropyl alcohol. What's wrong with that? But nooooo, the judge thought otherwise.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 27, 2014, 11:46 am
And I hate it when innocent appointments collectively turn into something heinous looking. Monday: dentist. Tuesday: Orchard Supply, buy fertilizer. Wednesday: Costco to buy 20lb bag of flour. Thursday: BevMo, vodka and vermouth.
spacedog - March 24, 2014, 6:07 pm
Amen.


Behold -


TAGS: a capive king holds court
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - July 8, 2014, 9:20 am

fived and fav'd
Greybeard - July 7, 2014, 11:35 pm
Awesome poster and caption. :)


REJECTED -


TAGS: moderators rejected traffic citation courts say nice try crotchety
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 5, 2014, 3:54 am
Dammit!
lgvernon - April 5, 2014, 12:17 am

Not a chance, bud. Your signature is not an admission of guilt, it is merely a promise to appear. SIGN HERE. "What if I don't sign?" "I get to take you to jail for not only being a bad driver, but for being STOOPID, too." Have a nice day.


Dear California Bailiffs -


TAGS: courtroom bailiff california retail managers
Rating: 4.86/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 20, 2014, 5:17 pm
Thank you, some family lived back east for a few years. I even got the accent down.
Oldsod - May 19, 2014, 9:26 pm
Hell...you get 5L for the correct spelling of "y'all." Impressive work, for a Yankee! Oh, and the rest of the poster was spiffy, too.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 19, 2014, 2:29 pm
Maybe . . . ;-)
MissPriss - May 19, 2014, 1:47 pm
Let me guess crotchety...you work at a pharmacy with a surplus of little blue wonder pills?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 19, 2014, 12:17 pm
Thank you, Greybeard :-)
Greybeard - May 19, 2014, 7:12 am
Ha Ha Ha. 5 life sentences and favorited...


Courtney Love -


TAGS: courtney love plane needle haystack
Rating: 4.85/5

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Sean - March 22, 2014, 7:56 pm
You're a good egg, steve1961. Ism is lucky to have you have his back.
steve1961 - March 22, 2014, 1:54 pm
Maher probably stole it from Ism...
Sean - March 22, 2014, 12:21 pm
Bill Maher joke. Attribution wouldn't hurt. No?
pzykosiz - March 22, 2014, 5:23 am
hey hey, come on, at least she was helping
Greybeard - March 22, 2014, 4:49 am
Ha Ha Ha. Awesome!! Nickel bag of L's. :)


COURTESY -




SPRINGTIME IN CANADA -


TAGS: photo courtesy of trashette march 6 2010
Rating: 4.28/5

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TheTrashHeap - March 7, 2010, 8:13 pm
She's a bitch Grey. XD Thanks!
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 7:12 pm
ps, love your new avatar. that is one handsome boy, I don't care what Mooo+ says
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 7:09 pm
Sorry, My bad!, didn't know mastiffs were jugglers, I thought they were only juggie lovers..;)
TheTrashHeap - March 7, 2010, 7:06 pm
Whoa whoa grey... easy on the "Mrs" stuff! Boy oh boy if Mrs Heap ever found out about Trashette....XD
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 6:40 pm
It's a great pic!! Props to Mrs Trashette!!
TheTrashHeap - March 7, 2010, 6:29 pm
BTW the pic was taken yesterday in my backyard.
TheTrashHeap - March 7, 2010, 6:28 pm
Anyone else having issues or does GS need to get his eyes tested?
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 6:26 pm
nice picture, but I can't read the font type. 4L
rerun - March 7, 2010, 5:12 pm

Nice TTH, and Trashette is good with a camera (NO, I don't care to see those "other" pictures)


JUSTICE SERVED -


TAGS: supreme court argument
Rating: 4.25/5

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suru22 - May 5, 2011, 11:04 am
Nothing like the swift kick of Justice


RERUN LEARNED THE HARD WAY - the fine line between courting and stalking


TAGS: courting
Rating: 4.19/5

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rerun - March 1, 2010, 6:31 pm

I would love to say this was a complete surprise, but I was looking through the blinds when you made this. Thanks for thinking of me, love it


WELL LOOKEE HERE - A book about Aggy




THEN AND NOW - As Newlyweds, you fought just so you could have the make-up sex. As an elderly couple, you fight so that you won't have to sleep in the same room as the other person.




Law -




DAVID HASSELHOFF -


TAGS: david hasselhoff courtney love
Rating: 2.38/5

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R.S.Jake - January 6, 2010, 11:54 am
TOC!!!! Oh...My...God... you... how... how can you be so cruel! *sobs and runs to room*
thatonechick - January 6, 2010, 11:37 am
All beer is nasty. *ducks to avoid the barrage of shoes and blunt objects thrown*
R.S.Jake - January 6, 2010, 11:36 am
Hey, if you're basing your view of German beer on anything they export. OK. but if you have had beer IN Germany, you wouldn't say that. I will keep the hounds at bay for now.
culos - January 6, 2010, 11:31 am
And this from a fattie who drinks milk out of bags....Shame on you!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 6, 2010, 11:24 am
Did I say beer?....i meant to say toilet water.
culos - January 6, 2010, 11:15 am
American Beer is a Contradictio in Terminis
culos - January 6, 2010, 11:14 am
Blasphemy!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 6, 2010, 11:00 am
German beer?....Blarg. Worse than American beer,
R.S.Jake - January 6, 2010, 10:58 am
Well, yeah...you gotta be creeped out by the Scheisse films (look it up), and well, lots of other stuff. But the Beer man! Think of the beer!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 6, 2010, 10:07 am
Have you seen what Germans are in to?.....But yeah, Knight Rider FTW!
R.S.Jake - January 6, 2010, 10:02 am
The Hoff may be creepy now, but I still see him as Michael Knight. And in Germany he is a god!


"COURTESY" - These are the rules, in bold, and underlined, with exclamation points.


TAGS: rules courtesy bold underline exclamation
Rating: 1.67/5

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Fatt Matt - December 2, 2009, 12:13 pm
What is this crap?


Litigation -


TAGS: court suing lawyer judge names
Rating: 5/5

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Pushkin - December 29, 2015, 11:38 am
Thanks very much! That makes two of us.
GaryO - December 28, 2015, 11:24 pm
Starting to really like yer stuff, Push.


Suspicions -




Whack -




The Insanity Plea -


TAGS: court law insanity plea guilty
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - June 23, 2015, 1:52 am
For the first time in my life, I actually feel sorry for a lawyer! LOL! Good one , C-man! 5 LOL lions!


camouflage: doing it wrong -




DRUNKEN BUDDIES -


TAGS: nba courtside lebron james king
Rating: 4.43/5

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MashiMashi - December 25, 2015, 11:52 am
Well there be any residue PTSD that makes it's way into the boudoire, I mean after having King James roll around her will her 508 135lbs Golf championship husband be a let down.
MissPriss - December 19, 2015, 8:05 pm
Tee hee
MissPriss - December 19, 2015, 8:05 pm
Tee hee


YOUNG GIRLS - Lead to sentences like: "...and thirty years for good behavior..."




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